This has it all: fork lifts, shit driving, damaged buldings and most of all….Small Red Vans*

*N.B. If Quentin had a soundtrack about a ‘Little Red Van’ instead of a ‘Little Green Bag’ he would have won an Oscar.**

**N.B. Having thought about the previous statement, the likely hood of any decent film winning an oscar is a 10% chance so he probably would NOT have won an Oscar.***

***N.N.B. Infact Q probably would have been beaten by Jerry Bruckheimer’s film about Russel Crowe playing an angry retarded priest looking for his lost child in a three hour gay boring shite emotional drama.****

**** N.N.N.B. Im finished now


7 Responses to “Failed A.T.M. Robbery (Irish Style)”  

  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Monkeypup

    No fucking idea what NB means, but that’s one fucking funny post.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Hot Nikks

    ATM’s are made to be EXTREMELY sturdy. Maybe that’s cause retards think they can rob them. BTW, WTF is a balaclava. Based on all the posts this past week, it’s something stoopid criminals where. I wonder if it’s a bandana worn over the nose & mouth like in the old west…

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Dan

    balaclava

    Picture a ninja mask… It’s sort of like that.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Monkeypup

    I just want to know wtf NB means!

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 monkeyhead49

    maybe it means p.s.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Anto

    It’s Latin (Note Bene)
    yeah it’s like the european way to say P.S. (Metric system strikes again!)

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 criminal records

    great post very funny crime or at least attepmt

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