In a story that should come as a surprise to no one, the New York Times has written an article stating that High-Def and Porn Films don’t exactly go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Wow. What a shocker. You mean people aren’t interested in seeing breast implant scars and ass pimples? What gives?
Yeah, yeah, it’s a mean title. And it’s only funny to those of you who know the name of author Orson Scott Card. But I’m pissed, and allowed to take out my anger as I see fit. And I am angry.
Are you horny and hungry? Well then, looks like you’re in luck.
I guess I spoke too soon in a recent post. I criticized Britney Spears for a recent upskirt shot that showed absolutely nothing. My argument was this: If you’re going to do it, do it right.
Listen. I’m no pervert. I don’t go looking for pictures of female celebrities flashing their nethers in public. But I’m not too good to look at such pictures if they’re presented to me. And they are. A lot. For some reason, starlets just love to go commando while wearing short, short skirts.
Is ethnic stereotyping always bad? Sure, I can understand how most stereotypes are offensive. But some aren’t so bad. Black men have big dicks, Asians are good at math, Swedish girls have great bigs jugs that you can motorboat all day. You know the ones I mean. The good stereotypes.
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