FINALLY!!! The new season of the Sopranos has been announced - it will premiere in March ‘06. Until then, HBO is running every episode from the pilot through the last episode of Season 5 every Monday through Friday at 8pm EST.
Also, HBO announced that in addition to THE SOPRANOS’ upcoming sixth season, which […]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Now, I need your help. I need (ASAP) some current addresses for:
1. pup and paloo (unless you’re in the same apartment), 2. leif (and what’s your wife’s name??? i wouldn’t know, because you didn’t even tell me you were getting married, you dirty bastard…), 3. your […]

Finally, the world’s first scrolling LED belt buckle has arrived….

This is really more of a question for any of you among the monkey minions who might have been in this territory before…. I’ve read articles from time to time and have seen a hundred different suggested ways of going about getting one’s vinyl collection into one’s iPod, and frankly, it all seemed like […]

“World’s Ugliest Dog” dies at age 14…
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First he was arrested for possessing a huge amount of child pornography in the UK in 1999. Then he was banished from Cambodia in 2002 for reasons yet to be disclosed. And now he’s been arrested in Vietnam for having sex with minors. (But maybe, just maybe, with past hit albums with […]

I guess you can’t blame someone for parylaying their fame into cash; who among us wouldn’t do the same? But isn’t kind of corny that Kim Cattrall would host a new show on HBO about “frank sexual discussion” immediately following the end of the very popular series in which she played the wacky, outspoken […]

Anyone who has traveled I-75 in Michigan (just North of Detroit) had a chuckle the first time they saw this.

What do these things have in common? Here’s a hint: Dildo, Dong Rack, and Tittybong… Give up? Check this out….

Don’t feel bad, I tried to do it too… If you care to be entertained further, check out the rest of this list of little-known facts…
If that list isn’t enough for you, here’s some more…
And if THAT isn’t enough, here’s one last list for you….

All I can say about this is…. WHY? What kind of people are these?
(For anyone tracking it, this is #24 on my list of reasons never to live in Michigan again.)

This guy saw some dead people, and for some reason he decided to inform his boss of this “fact”. He was promptly fired. But the joke’s on his boss, because a judge ruled that he can still collect unemployment benefits.

Just in case there was any doubt, here is further evidence that Pat Robertson is just an old asshole. It’s very sad when scared old men attempt to instill fear into a population in a last-ditch attempt to control the actions of its citizens (in this case, the residents of a small town)… […]

…the tipsy mammals returned to get more… …..This time the moose were drunk and aggressive…..

It’s just too fucking good to be true…
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Well, at least it’s not another dentist raping people while they’re unconcsious…
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Apparently it didn’t bother Swedish authorities at all that the existance of a “giant serpent” in Lake Storsjon had never been proven. They went ahead and made it illegal to hunt the mythical beast in 1986 anyway, citing it as an endangered species.
However, it seems they’ve recently had a change of heart. […]

Well, not really. But my apartment building is… sort of… It was used for some exterior shots in the new Clive Owen/Jennifer Aniston flick, “Derailed” (RZA and Xzibit are in it, too..). I walked out the front door of the building a few months ago and two cameras were pointed directly […]

Oh wait… not Christ…. who’s that other god again? Oh yeah, I remember! It’s Lou Barlow! An indie elder-statesman, if not the most recognized indie icon of all time, thanks to his involvement with Sebadoh, Dinosaur jr., and The Folk Implosion (think of the soundtrack for the movie “Kids” which […]

What is “Swearsaurus”? Well, it has nothing to do with paleantology. And it’s not some foul-mouthed species from the Flintstone’s universe. No, it is “the world’s largest resource of multilingual swearing”. Basically, it’s a directory of insults and profanity in dozens of languages translated to English. I know what you’re […]