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A Preview of Mistborn
0 Comments Published by monkeymage April 27th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Brandon Sanderson, Elantris, Mistborn.Brandon Sanderson is one of my favorite new writers of the sci-fi/fantasy genre. (I believe a few other regulars to this site probably agree with me.)
His debut novel was Elantris, which was one of the best stand-alone fantasy novels I have read in quite some time. If you haven’t read it yet, Monkeypup […]
Hey Buddy! Can I borrow your cell phone? Thanks!
3 Comments Published by monkeymage April 6th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: cell, cell phone, monkey, squirrel monkey.Somewhat humorous article can be read here!
More PHP Fun…
1 Comment Published by monkeymage March 17th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Computers and Internet, ibm, php.For Monkeypup (and any other up-and-coming php coders) when Sean doesn’t feel like cranking out another php tutorial…
IBM’s Recommended PHP Reading list
There are a lot of nice articles and such. Might be worth checking some of them out.
Sweet P, San Francisco Needs You!!!
0 Comments Published by monkeymage February 24th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: crap, dogs, feces, poo, poop, san francisco, science, wtf.Calling all dogs! Calling all dogs! San Francisco needs you to power our city!!!
Don’t worry, we will not put you in hampster wheels (although that might be a good backup supply of power), we just want your poo!
You (may have) read it here first!
P.S. - If you are any other animal, go away!
When Man was More often a Scooby Snack…
0 Comments Published by monkeymage February 21st, 2006 in Misc. Tags: evolution, Food and Drink, human, man, predator, prey, science, scooby snack.A theory about early man being more on the prey end of the food chain.
If you are interested, you can read more about it here.
Kid Rock Groupie Pic with Love Child…
0 Comments Published by monkeymage February 17th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: brodie, clover, colobus monkey, Family, groupie, kid rock, monkey.Actually, this is Clover (the momma black and white colobus monkey) and her first born (Yet to be named, but leaning toward K.R. Jr.) This took place at the Melbourne Zoo and supposedly Kid Rock had nothing to do with knocking up Clover. That was just a vile rumour. It was […]
Virtual Lovin’ turned Real?
2 Comments Published by monkeymage February 15th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Computers and Internet, douchebag, hms=Tom Cruise, humor, life, love, Oops, real, Relationships, tom cruise, Virtual.Originally, this post was not going to happen. It is just sort of cliche now adays. Funny, but cliche. However, all that changed when I had lunch with Monkeypup and Monkeyhead today. The topic was about people playing online games and either falling in love, or just getting a bit too […]
The 10 Best Sci-fi Films that Never Existed…
2 Comments Published by monkeymage February 15th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Comic Books, Computers and Internet, movies, sci fi, science fiction.Not sure if I agree with all of the author’s choices, but a fun write-up all the same.
You can read about the 10 best here!
Enjoy!
Welcome to the Internet Helpdesk…
0 Comments Published by monkeymage February 15th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Computers and Internet, humor, Internet Helpdesk, three dead trolls.It is a bit dated, but still one of the funniest portrayals of doing tech support I have ever seen! Mentioned it to Monkeypup a few times but always forgot to show him…
So here IT is now! (courtesy of Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie)
Enjoy!
portrayals
portrayal’s
pretrials
Edit…
Revert to “protrayals”
Monkey pup
Monkey-pup
Managership
Edit…
Ignore all
Add to dictionary
The Toxoplasma made me do it!
0 Comments Published by monkeymage February 15th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Books, Medical, parasites, puppet masters, science, scientology, tom cruise, toxoplasma.An interesting and a bit creepy article discussing how parasites might have the ability to alter thought.
You can read about Tom Cruise’s leaders…er the parasites here.
And the article does cite Heinlein’s ‘The Puppet Masters‘, a science fiction story he wrote back in ‘51. A decent book and a sub-par movie.
When a lifeless robot meets a slime mould…
0 Comments Published by monkeymage February 15th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: are you afraid of the dark?, robot, science, slime mould, technology.Along the lines of a cybernetic nightmare, some wacky scientists have decided to see if a slime mould could control a robot…
The answer is a yes, if you can believe this article.
More than meets the eye…
4 Comments Published by monkeymage February 15th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: Gadgets, robot, technology, toys, transformer.For anyone that loved Transformers as a kid (or still does for that matter), some guys decided to make one that transforms automagically. You can see it here!
Enjoy!
Woman Does ‘Mouth-To-Beak’ to Save Chicken
2 Comments Published by monkeymage February 8th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: beak, breathe, chicken, Family, life, Medical, mouth, Relationships, Truth is Stranger....Funny Stuff!
Cherry Cola + Viagra =
3 Comments Published by monkeymage February 8th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: cherry cola, drink that causes chicks to become nudies, Food and Drink, Medical, sex.This!
Find this dog…
3 Comments Published by monkeymage February 8th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: crime, dog, guitar, lee, lee the dog snatcher, lucille, music, Relationships.Win a guitar!!!
(Note: offer not valid to those that are fans of both Dave Chappelle and Michelle Rodriguez and goes by the alias…lee)
Jockeys Beware!
1 Comment Published by monkeymage February 6th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: camel racing, Dave Chappelle, Entertainment, Gadgets, games, humor, Reality TV, robots, Truth is Stranger....I may not be a Dave Chappelle fan…that being said, I might grow to enjoy camel racing with robot jockeys!!!
You can read more about it here!
Now, all we need is a reality TV show entitled, “The Amazing Camel Race with the Stars”.
(Washed up/wigged out former) Stars will race across various places on camels for cash, […]
Fear of Girls…
3 Comments Published by monkeymage January 30th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: bork, d&d, dorks, geeks, girls, roleplaying.A VERY funny short film about two self-proclaimed roleplaying masters…
Enjoy!
Hey, Tivo Users…
2 Comments Published by monkeymage January 27th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: games, jerkcasts, movies, podcasts, pvr, tivo, travel, weather, yahoo.Tivo has some new features via broadband connection you may not be aware of yet. Most of them however require you to have an account with yahoo (which if you don’t have one, you can create one free here.)
If you know you don’t have these features yet and want them, you can sign-up for […]
A cure for the common cold?
1 Comment Published by monkeymage January 16th, 2006 in Misc. Tags: cold, hot sex, sex.Hot Sex! It says so here!!!
It may also explain why nerds seem so sickly all of the time, because they are not getting any…