enjoy every sandwich
I’ve been looking for a good alternative to itunes, and I came across a site for a music player called Silverjuke. It seems interesting, but I choose not to download it. Why? Because the angry face on the front page scared me. He seems to be saying, “Download this software and you and me are gonna have some problems.” To quote Jerry Seinfeld, “Who are the marketing geniuses who came up with this one?”
In a story that should come as a surprise to no one, the New York Times has written an article stating that High-Def and Porn Films don’t exactly go together like peanut butter and chocolate. Wow. What a shocker. You mean people aren’t interested in seeing breast implant scars and ass pimples? What gives?
“The biggest problem is razor burn,” says Stormy Daniels, an actress, writer and director, adding “I’m not 100 percent sure why anyone would want to see their porn in HD.”
Well said, Stormy, well said.
So, what the fuck’s up with this site lately, you ask? Well, it’s a combination of things. Okay, it’s one thing. I’ve had a relapse of the depression I’ve talked about in the past. This makes it harder to get interested in things to post, less eager to post, and just not in the mood to be the type of blogger I want to be. I also feel like I need a better sense of focus for the site. Meaning, I feel like I’m all over the map here, and it’s not exactly conducive to quality work product. Anyways, I’m working on these things, and I think I’m making some progress, but…..I just can’t guarantee posts coming out regularly in the next few weeks. I can promise to be intermittent, but that’s all. I hope my loyal readers decide to stick around, because I’m going to get things back to normal, and I’d love you to be here when I do.
Thx - The Mgmt.
The folks at Mega64, who enact video games in real life to humorous effect, are somewhat hit and miss for me. Some of their videos kill me, while some of them are somewhat lackluster. This video of Dead Rising, however, is 100% gold. If you’ve never played DR for the 360, you should skip it, as it will make as much sense as Bush’s foreign policy. If you have played it, or sat and watched your wife and brothers play it for endless hours (as I have), you’ll love it.
You and I are likely very different people. I’m opposed to the death penalty. I avoid killing bugs if I can, instead picking them up and taking them outside. If I see an animal in the road, I’m one of those stupid people who brake and swerve wildly to avoid hitting it. Shit, I even avoid killing wolves in Oblivion because the sounds they make are too close to that of a real dog getting hurt. When it comes to things like this, I’m not much more than a little girl.
So, you can imagine how I felt last night when I killed two mice. I didn’t really have a choice. They had invaded my home. They had gnawed at my coffee can, spread their little black droppings under my sink and invaded my pantry. It was war. I was not going to stand idly by and let my home get taken over by vermin.
So, I bought the traps, baited them with peanut-butter, and went about my night.
SNAP!
I felt a sinking feeling in my stomach. I knew what that sound meant. I went into the kitchen and looked under the sink. Sure enough, there was a dead mouse. His neck was broken, and it made his head tilt in a way that looked like he was looking right at me with his little black eyes. It was an image that stayed with me for a few hours. The little guy didn’t mean any harm, he just wanted what we all want. A warm place to sleep and food to eat.
SNAP!
It was 4am. I felt that sinking feeling in my stomach all over again. It appeared that our mouse had a friend. I went into the kitchen, and it all played out again. Broken neck, black shiny eyes looking up at me. I didn’t sleep for a while. I couldn’t get the picture out my head.
I promised them food and gave them death. If only they had their armor on….
If you’ve ever gone into battle with a poorly armored mouse or cat, you know the importance of properly outfitting your pets. Thank god that Jeff Deboer is there to help us out. His well-crafted armor for mice and cats is everything you could want out of pet armor….Okay, all kidding aside, this is just weird. Cool, but weird.
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