Archive for December, 2006

Reports of my death have been highly exaggerated…

No, I haven’t fallen off the face of the planet. I haven’t been kidnapped by the Armenian Liberated Army. Nothing that interesting. There have been a long series of events that led to the recent lack of posting, but that is a story for another day. Let’s leave it at this: I’m out of state and will return Saturday. If you want a taste of what I have been going through, the tags to this post should clue you in. I wish you all the greatest New Year’s, and hope your Christmas was grand.

P.S. Dial-up internet sucks donkey cock.

Yours in Christ,
MP

When you care enough to give the very best….

SNL’s been kinda uneven this year. There have been a lot of funny sketches, but there have also been a lot of bad ones. A Special Christmas Box is one of the funny ones.

I guess this means you like me…you really like me..

Time, in their infinite newsy wisdom, has declared you and I the people of the year for 2006. You, me, and all the other folks who use the internet. I guess I’m kinda honored to get such an accolade, but I’m not sure if Time knows what they are doing. Nominating all of us as people of the year means that I have to share that honor with dudes who get off on watching donkeys take on ladies and folks who think George Bush is the second coming of Christ. I’m not sure that’s a group I want to be lumped in with. Regardless, I think I’ll pass on the awards show.

Must have strong attention to detrail

Ah, Craig’s List. The perfect place to see some of the worst grammar on the web. It’s especially fun when people require applicants to have attention to detail or to be professional, when their ad is anything but….
Are you perfessional?

Open Letter to Bryan Singer, Re: Superman Returns

Quit your day job.

Happy Birthday, Santa!

I made a Christmas playlist. If you have eclectic tastes, like me, you should enjoy it. If you don’t, you still might. What the hell do I know?