Archive for June, 2006

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

I just watched the Spider-Man 3 trailer, and I have to say..it looks to be the best yet. Why don’t you take a look for yourself. I’d get into all the reasons I loved the trailer, but it would just break down to me being a collosal comics geek, so I am declining. ‘Nuff Said.

Come back and see me when you get a USB port.

Oh, how I love Sarah Silverman. If I lived in LA, I’d be stalking her as we speak. But I don’t and I’m not. So I get to post this video of her instead.

If it’s wrong, why does it feel so good?

In yet another case of “Female teacher meets male student with sexy results”, a 25 year-old Texan teacher is being prosecuted for riding one of her male students. In fact, she might get 20 years for the deed.

Does it matter that the male student in question is 18? Not at all, says Susan Estrich. She’s got all these degrees and experience and such, so I guess she’s smarter than me, becase I completely disagree.

Should a high-school teacher fuck her student, regardless of age? Of course not. Should she be fired? Yes! And quickly! But should she be subject to criminal charges? No. Hell, no! Because sex with an 18 year old is consensual sex, no matter what state you live in. 18 year-olds can vote and serve in the armed services. They are legally recognized as adults. So…are they adults or not? You can’t have it both ways. If they are allowed to go into war and die, they should be allowed to make decisions involving their privates. The law doesn’t classify adults as “18 Year Olds who have graduated high school.” And yes, I’d say the same damn thing if it was a male teacher nailing a female student. Creepy and wrong, but legal.

On a somewhat related note, I’m currently in the market for an 18 year-old girl to nail.