Wahoo! Force fields, baby! No joke! Fucking force fields!
I can’t wait for them to put this to some practical purpose. Like fighting robots or aliens or some shit.

Monkeyhead, my dear brother, do I have something for you…..
Click here to get hard…

Do you often find yourself looking at porn? Do you enjoy the odd masturbate every once in a while? I know what you’re saying. Something like: Yes, Hell Yes, Fuck Yeah, Of course, ‘Natch, etc…
Wait a minute? Did I just here someone say No? Who was that? Hey! Hey, you, Mr. Sweater-Vest! Yeah, you! Please […]

There is definitely such a thing as taking geekiness too far. Here’s an example. As far as belt buckles go, I would much prefer Randall “Pink” Floyd’s belt buckle from Dazed and Confused.

Pot may impair your judgement. It may make you a little dopey. But I can’t imagine a scenario where it would make you dopey enough to call the cops over to your house when you have a room filled with 125 pot-plants growing in the back room. But that’s just me.

I may have stopped playing Halo 2 for a while*, but now that I’ve started playing it while I work out, I’ve started to geek on it again. Just in time for free multi-players maps!
Amazing, beautiful maps.

Hmm…let’s pull out my Emergency Ops Plan…
Chemical Spill? Check.
Biological Weapon? Check.
Train Derailment? Check.
Zombies? Check.
Ostriches? ……
Ostriches?? …oh shit.

Just thought I’d share this link:
As these photos illustrate quite dramatically, the devastation is unbelievable.

Well, it’s no Firefox, but it’s certainly better than all the other non-Firefox browsers. Yeah, I’m talking about Opera. If you act fast, you can get a registration code for free and get rid of those pesky ads.
Enjoy!

I once had a dream a giant cyclops was peeking in my roof.

In the ever growing need to be open-minded, a secondary school in Northamptonshire has allowed students a 5 times per lesson to say the f-word. The teacher of course will be keeping a tally of this on the blackboard.
If students time their use just right, they could probably keep the teachers from teaching anything […]

This dad has got to be the coolest dad ever. I mean, c’mon, what kid wouldn’t want to rob a bank?

I wish a hundred fake zombies would come to my town. Just so my brother and I could activate our secret Zombie defense plan. It’s always good to test these things, you know.
Anyway, here are some lucky Vancouverites.

This photo set is hilarious. That’s that, then.

Colbert at the gadget blog found this neat little guy, designed to make eating eggs more fun. As if anything could make eating eggs more fun than they already are! In fact, I recall many evenings spent doing nothing but eating eggs and dancing. But, if they want to try improving that experience, I’m all […]

Wow! Did you see that? Talk about Rock your socks off music. My socks actually shot off my feet and across the room! Great, and now my dog is chewing on them…
Well, it’s worth it. Even if it means I lose a few socks to the maw of my satan-puppy, I’ll still listen to The […]

Well, my computer up and died today. Two power surges in a row seem to have destroyed the OS and possibly more. As it stands now, I can’t even use it.
So..hopefully my buddy, Mike, can help me with this tomorrow. What if it’s gone beyond repair? Well, I’ll be using my work lap-top to post […]

Fred Phelps, the wonderfully compassionate preacher behind God Hates Fags is expanding his horizons a little. God doesn’t only hate fags, you see, he also hates and kills the soldiers fighting in Iraq, because they defend a country (i.e. the U.S.) that allows Gays to exist. And what better way to spread this word than […]

What the fuck is going on, people? Seriously. I posted last week about incidents where Comcast sent bills to complaining customers, changing their names to ”Bitch Dog and Scrotum Bag”.
This week, I see that waitresses think it’s okay to write ‘Jew Couple’ on a bill, and bankers think it’s okay to [write ‘Palestinian Bomber’ […]

So, some fucktards from the Animal Liberation Front (a.k.a. ALF *) decided to do as their name suggests and liberate some animals. Liberate from what, you ask? Death? No. Torture? Nope. Testing? Wrong again.
They liberated them from life-saving medical care.
Way to go, ALF, way to go!