Archive for April, 2005

8-bit heaven

Art inspired by classic video games. Excellent stuff.
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I fought the law and the law won

Man, if you ever needed proof that courts fuck up decisions every day, consider this your proof.

Shadow of the Colossus

Wow. This game looks cool enough for me to actually turn on my PS2.
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Again with the zombies?

This may be the only thing that would get me to buy a Playstation 3. The main premise of the game is to slowly turn the inhabitants of a city into zombies, then control the zombies and destroy the city. What more do you need??link

HOLY FUCKING ZOMBIES!

Monkeyhead, you will surely see the significance in this post. Get your zombie handbook and meet me at Sam’s!
Thanks to twilight universe for this one.
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Dick is a killer

No matter your position on the political dial, you have to admit these guys are pretty adept at taking GW’s voice and messing with it. Of course, you’ll get a little more enjoyment out of the tracks if you’re not fond of the current POTUS. Especially good tracks are: “Dick is a killer” and “Who’s […]

This just in: I am a Multi-, Multi-, Multi-millionaire

The concept of this site (and others like it, as referenced therein) is gold, Jerry — GOLD! In fact, better than gold; it bypasses precious metals and heads straight for the bank candy, the wallet stuffers, the dolla billz, son… talkin’ ’bout money! And what’d better than money? FREE money, kid! […]

Like father, like son..

I found this 70’s picture of my dad at age 29 (my current age), and the resemblance is fucking uncanny! I took my recent picture in front of the same closet in my old house for better continuity.

Man, you like…caught three feet of air on that one

If you love Halo2 and/or Napoleon Dynamite, this is for you. If you don’t like either, you might still enjoy it. But what do I know, I’m just a dude who digs unicorns.
MilkandCookies - Halo Meets Napoleon Dynamite

Levers

Basically, following suit in the games that aren’t really games streak I’ve got going here.
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Eh? Leggo my carrot!

If you’ve been looking for a good bunny-shaking, than this is for you

Smack the pingu?

This game (if you can call it that) requires you to hit a penguin with a bat. What more do you need?
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Now I am officially Cool

What with all the nerd and geek links lately, I thought I might as well show my true colors and admit how completely jazzed I am to have the SW Imperial March as my new ring tone. Along with the Benny Hill theme as a back up. And I got them for free! How, you […]

Marlboro Monkey

Thanks to monkeymage for this article, concerning the cruel efforts of a zookeeper to keep his imprisoned chimpanzee from smoking….

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Use the force, Luke, and possibly e-bay…

Wow. Just a mass of SW geeks to post about this week, eh? This dude is selling a life-size x-wing on e-bay. And yes, though I may be pretty liberal with the nerd and geek insults around here, if I had an extra 50K I’d buy it….

Funniest. TV Show. Ever.

Listen, folks. If you’re not a fan of Arrested Development, you either haven’t watched the show or you’re retarded. If you haven’t watched the show, GO RENT IT NOW! If you’re retarded, well, I feel for you, ‘cuz that’s gotta suck. Anyway, for the rest of us, here’s a chance to insure that Arrested Development […]

No Nerds like Star Wars Nerds

Nerds + Tattoos = This

NERDS!!!!!!

Ahhh, those Tri-Lams. Often I sit and wonder what happened to my favorite nerds. Okay, not really. But in case you were curious as to whatever happened to Booger Presley (on the mean guitar) and his friends, then click here.

If that’s rape, then sign me up for some rape.

As someone of Norwegian descent, this story shames me to my very core….link

I > Nerds

Did you ever wonder what you’d do if you had 1,000 hours on your hands and 10,000 grey legos in your closet?
This is what a nerd would (and did) do