Archive for February, 2005

Free Fiona!

Fiona Apple, who disappeared from the pop culture radar sometime in 2000, apparently recorded an album in 2003. Her bosses at Sony, who own the album, don’t think it’s commercial enough to release. This guy is fighting to change that. I know there’s only one person out there that is remotely interested in this story […]

Bwah-ha-ha

Too controversial for the Chicago Tribune, just right for MWR..

Prostamus Prime

It’s always nice to see that, for some americans (even doctors!), humour is alive and well.
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Two great tastes that taste great together

Heh..heh..heh…
This site shows pics of naked chicks and pics of marijuana. Not sure why anyone would want to look at marijuana…..but did I mention the naked chicks?
Buds & Babes
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Never let it be said that Kentucky ain’t not backward

What a community of miserable fucktards you’d have to be to think a kid writing a zombie story was making terrorist threats against his high school…
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Thank you, Springton, there will be no encore

Here are some band fonts from last 20 years of rock ‘n’ roll.
Rockin’

Silent Monkeypup…

This is one of the coolest face generators I’ve found in a while. Above you see a picture of me, filtered through Silent Bob, Monkeypaloo in full Halo-mode and Monkeyhead deluxe.
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Separated at Birth?

This gal at Farks personals looks an awful lot like Frank ‘n’ Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture show… But if that’s your thing, you can answer her ad, here.

Be sure to tip your Pizza Man…..

This article provides some insight into the lives of the unsung heroes of the night - The Pizza Delivery Dude. Here’s an excerpt to whet your appetite:

“So I’m fucking her and then all of a sudden she says really loudly, “Hey, come on out.” And this fat dude comes stumbling through the bead door, stark […]

Hey there, looks like somebody’s hard.


Only you have the power to save Toby…

This guy is on to something, it appears. He’s made $16,000 so far…
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Where were you when I was growing up? - Part 32

Here is yet another example of a female teacher nailing one of her 17 year-old students. I am outraged. When I was 17, all I wanted was some hot teacher to teach me the ways of love. Like that librarian… She wasn’t hot, per se, but she looked like she’d be a good roll in […]

Like dressing Simon Goodbody, one organ at a time..

Here’s a link to a cool program that lets you place organs in the human body. Good luck….
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I Park Like An Idiot

This is one of the greatest ideas ever.
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Funk-E Munk-E

Make your own Munk-E! It’s fun, and no one has to get hurt.
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Oxymoronic Development of the day

So, it looks likes Marijuana can stop the onset of Alzheimer’s. However, we all know that Marijuana fucks up your memory. So…smoke up?
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Wha-wha-wha?

So, clearly, you can see that I made some changes around these parts. Why is that? Well, I upgraded to Wordpress 1.5, and the structure is a little bit different. I’m in the process of redesigning, so be patient. Until then, enjoy the posts, ignore the look.
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Firefox 1.01 Beta is out.
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Stabby, stabby!

This is pretty disturbing, eh? But I want it. So what’s that make me? link

That’s a whole lotta ice!

What do you do when you live in Alaska? Well, you can get bored to a frozen death, living in -40 degree weather…
or, you can build a 150 foot tall ice sculpture